Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Sharing Christmas with our Muslim Brothers: Ann Coulter is Crazy... Part 1,472

My, oh my...

I saw this quote on Wonkette this morning and thought she was just taking a snarky, cheap shot at Ann. It's easy and it's a nice warm up exercise for anyone with a conscience and a brain.

To The People Of Islam:
Just think: If we'd invaded your countries, killed your leaders and converted you to Christianity YOU'D ALL BE OPENING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
Merry Christmas

The Wonkette finishes up with...

We're thinking this is one reason to convert most Muslims' haven't thought of, but, ironically, "Because we want to give them Christmas gifts" was actually in the first draft of Colin Powell's UN presentation.

One of these quotes is a cheap shot by the Wonkette; the other is REAL...

Oh, Ann. Al Franken and all the others are right. There is something wrong with you, honey. Admitting that you need help is the first step.

Ann actually put this on her web site. Or whoever runs Ann's website put it on there. Either way, it is there.

We could actually solve this whole mid-east problem by slaughtering all the Jews in Israel and turning control over to the PLO, assassinating every leader in North America, Europe and the former Warsaw Pact and replacing their legislative bodies with Islamic mullahs, and converting the masses to Islam.

Actually, historically, this is not how Muslims operate. In the past, Islamic empires generally leave the local leadership structures in place and do not forcibly convert anyone, though they do levy additional taxes on the new non-Muslim populations.

This slaughter and convert practice more accurately reflects western imperial tactics.

Now, if I seriously suggested the above solution, I'd be labeled crazy. And if I was a Muslim who seriously suggested the above solution, the American government would probably find a way to incarcerate or kill me.

Ann, however, just gets more publicity and sells more books.

Ann is crazy, but she knows where her bread is buttered.

Maybe I am just bitter because my selfish inner child wanted more Christmas presents.

Christmas Cancelled?



How fun... According to Atrios, it is official: The Liberal Heathen War on Easter began yesterday! After the success we had ruining Christmas, I fear we may be the underdogs here, but let the effort begin anyway.

The War on Easter
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